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headset’s malfunctioning. :(

Party sa Manila Bay (Party in the USA)

strungfromthemoon:

planetichigatsu:

by: JP

(to the tune of Party in the USA)

I hopped off the boat at Manila Bay

With my bayong and tsinelas

Welcome to the boulevard called Roxas

Whoa! Bakit amoy Payatas?

Jumped in the jeep

Barya lang sa umaga

Look to my right

Nakita ko ang Luneta

I am getting so hungry

All the food seem so dirty

My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda getting sick

Sobrang pressure and I’m nervous

That’s when the kondoktor turned on the radio

And the Jessa song was on (3x)

CHORUS:

So I put my hands up

Humingi ng limos

Pera ko kasi naubos

Katok sa windshield like Yeah!

Pa-awa effect like Yeah!

So I put my hands up

May holdap

And no I’m not ok

Yeah! It’s the life sa Manila Bay

Yeah! It’s a party sa Manila Bay

Get to the club in my tricycle

Everybody’s not lookin’ at me now

Like who’s that jologs with cheap step-in

She’s gotta be from Mindanao

So hard with dabarkads not around me

It’s definitely not Abu Sayaf  party

Cause all I see are mayamans

They don’t drink sago’t gulaman

My tummy’s turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda getting sick

Sobrang pressure and I’m nervous

That’s when the tambay dropped my favorite tune

And the Narda song was on (3x)

CHORUS:

So I put my hands up

Humingi ng limos

Pera ko kasi naubos

Katok sa windshield like Yeah!

Pa-awa effect like Yeah!

So I put my hands up

May holdap

And no I’m not ok

Yeah! It’s the life sa Manila Bay

Yeah! It’s a party sa Manila Bay

Feel like hoppin’ on the boat (on the boat)

Back to my barrio tonight

Something stops me everytime

The rugby smells so good and I feel alright

CHORUS:

So I put my hands up

Humingi ng limos

Pera ko kasi naubos

Katok sa windshield like Yeah!

Pa-awa effect like Yeah!

So I put my hands up

May holdap

And no I’m not ok

Yeah! It’s the life sa Manila Bay

Yeah! It’s a party sa Manila Bay

The only English-turned-Tagalog song I actually like. SUPER BENTAAA. =))

fuck miley's version, this wins.

boycott-love:

fuckyeahlifedramas:

awesomekimmy:

xjamiedc:

kelleyac:

obliteratedheart:

tecturemuse:

veinsofhistory:

I hopped off the train Hogwarts Express
With my scar and no family left
Welcome to the school of wizard love
Am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in a boat
Here I am for the first time
Look to my right and I see the castle shine
This is all so crazy
Everybody thinks I’m famous!

My stomach’s churning and I’m feeling kinda anxious
Too much staring and I’m nervous
That’s when McGonnagall put on the Sorting Hat
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”
And it shouted “GRYFFINDOR!”

I throw my wand out
I conjure a spell
And Voldemort goes away
Laughing with Ron like yeah
Hermione like yeah
I got my wand up
I conjure a spell
I know I’ll be a great auror
YEEEAAAAHHHHH. Stupid dark arts just go away
YEEEAAAAHHHHH. Stupid dark arts just go away

Got caught flying all unwatched
Everybody’s looking at me now
Like “Who’s that dude who’s flying there?
Maybe he should play Quittich.”

Not so hard to find that dog, fluffy
It’s definately guarding something very secret
But all I see are it’s three heads
Thank god Hermione’s so clever!

My stomach’s churning and I’m feeling kinda scared now
Too much drooling and I’m running
That’s when that Mr. Filch almost caught us there
But we ran back to safety
But we ran back to safety
But we ran back to safety

So, I throw my wand out
I conjure a spell
And Voldemort goes away
Laughing with Ron like yeah
Hermione like yeah
I got my want up
I conjure a spell
I know I’ll be a great auror
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! Stupid dark arts just go away.
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! Stupid dark arts just go away.

Feel like finding that red stone (that red stone)
Through the Devil’s Snare tonight (Snare tonight)
Find the key that fits the door (fits the door)
Ron beats Wizard Chess and I feel alright!
So I throw my wand out
I conjure a spell
And Voldemort goes away
Quirrel’s two heads like yeah
Sorcerer’s Stone like yeah
I got my wand up
Look in the mirror
I know I have the rock right here.
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!
YEEEAAAAHHHHH! I made Voldemort go away!

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Oh my god - BRB, dying. XD

ROFL MY ASS OFF.

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY. O_o

awesome-ness.

reblog if you delete your entire password when you type one letter wrong

glamfuck:

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